From The "Are You Serious?" News

[Bailey'sMom]

So wait let me see if got this straight- does this mean that we were supposed to be crying over spilled milk all along?

 

[abifae]

i cant wait to call the hazmat guys when one of the goats kicks over a bucket. ha!

ROFL!

Do I want to know how they didn't realize milk has fat? I mean, I know people like skim milk but geez.... Why do they think it needs skimmed?

 

[Wifezilla]

Ya know what? I think we SHOULD all call the EPA if we spill milk. Seriously. Call them. Make them come and clean it up. How many times do you think that would have to happen before this nonsense gets dealt with?

I have been thinking a lot about civil disobedience lately (imagine that!). Things like this may be what we all need to do more of.

 

[2dream]

Shoot, I spilled milk this morning. Don't tell the EPA. I cleaned it up myself.

 

[k0xxx]

...a bunch of crazy people in suits strip me down and hose me off.

Hmmm, kinky. It may be worth calling them out!

Ya know what? I think we SHOULD all call the EPA if we spill milk. Seriously. Call them. Make them come and clean it up. How many times do you think that would have to happen before this nonsense gets dealt with?

I have been thinking a lot about civil disobedience lately (imagine that!). Things like this may be what we all need to do more of.

Problem is, that they'd probably fine you $50,000 and then charge you for the cleanup. Yeesh!

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

* runs by wildly while OD and the rest of the geese, the self appointed EPA, chases OFG with unidentified bottle of chemicals and hoses *

aaaaaaaugughghghhgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wifezilla]

**Throws pints of raw milk at epa guy like hand grenades**

"Fascist Pig!!"

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

* EPA guy bursts into flames because thats just how dangerous milk is... *

 

[abifae]

*picturing a team of SS running with a cow, hosing EPA men straight from the udder, as the EPA guys melt, screaming*

 

[big brown horse]

milk hand grenades!