George Carlin one liners

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"Honesty may be the best policy, but its important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. "

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Denim Deb said:
SKR8PN said:
miss_thenorth said:
that's not a one liner ,and it's not funny.
May not be a one liner.......but it IS funny.....and the truth!
To you it may be. But, it is offensive to all those on here that believe in God. I don't find it funny, nor true.
I believe in God and I still think it's funny. Course, that might be cuz my God doesn't need money...
 

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"If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
 

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" The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it."
 

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"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
 

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"The real reason that we cant have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not commit adultery, and Thou shalt not lie in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. "
 

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Mackay said:
" Why is it called tourist season if we cant shoot at them?"
Oooo, I like this one. :lol:

Can I make that a bumper sticker?
 

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Mackay said:
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
Now you know why I enjoy playing Santa every Christmas season. :D
 
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