In case of emergency, please remove your bra

[bibliophile birds]

Oh my... But how will they account for cup size? What if your's is too small to cover your nose, or too big and covers your whole head? One size surely doesn't fit all!

"The goal of any emergency respiratory device is to achieve tight fixation and full coverage. Luckily, the wonderful design of the bra is already in the shape of a face mask and so with the addition of a few design features, the Emergency Bra enhances the efficiency of minimizing contaminated bypass air flow," explains the eBra website.

yeah, my bra cups are most definitely NOT going to fit snugly around my face... if i'm relying on MY bra to save me, i'm gonna be breathing a lot of that contaminated air.

on the up side, i could maybe save 4 people instead of just two!

 

[FarmerChick]

commando

then in an emergency that requires breathing issues YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

well, maybe not, bras do have 2 cups

one bra can take care of 2 people right, hubby and wife LOL

 

[hwillm1977]

yeah, my bra cups are most definitely NOT going to fit snugly around my face... if i'm relying on MY bra to save me, i'm gonna be breathing a lot of that contaminated air.

lol... mine wouldn't fit either... or I could cover my entire face and just hide under a desk, it would protect my eyes too

 

[Icu4dzs]

Am I reading this right? This woman from Russia invents a bra that women are supposed to immediately remove at the first sign of respiratory danger? O my, I guess someone will buy a herd of skunks and try to organize a rehearsal? You got to be kidding.
I am still dying with laughter at the concept...we get a serious problem and all the gals are supposed to take off their bra... Please tell me I'm not having a dream...this is TOO FUNNY

 

[noobiechickenlady]

The guy's t-shirt they sell says "She takes her bra off for me."

Indeed, oddly enough, a woman invented these.

 

[2dream]

All I can say is I better not need it as a breathing device after a long hot day of working in the garden or chicken house. whewwwwwww.

 

[MorelCabin]

All I can say is I better not need it as a breathing device after a long hot day of working in the garden or chicken house. whewwwwwww.

Ya, I happened to try it...in a double push up with all that foam...that just holds in odours forever...and a bra I've been wearing constantly all week..( yes I DO change my underwear everyday...)
Suffice to say, I put the bra in the wash right away...

 

[noobiechickenlady]

eeeeeewwwwwww

Yeah, not such a good idea, eh? I guess it would work for those sparkly-types But not for real women who actually perspire.

 

[journey11]

Enjoyed this thread, thanks for the much needed good laugh!

 

[Occamstazer]

Y'know...I think this might be even sillier than the doggie butthole covers I posted awhile back.
And here I thought I had the stupidest product find.