In case of emergency, please remove your bra

[urban dreamer]

Enjoyed this thread, thanks for the much needed good laugh!

Your leaving now? Did we scare you away?

 

[Wildsky]

commando

then in an emergency that requires breathing issues YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

well, maybe not, bras do have 2 cups

one bra can take care of 2 people right, hubby and wife LOL

Nah, the women will survive, the men will die with smiles on their faces.

 

[Icu4dzs]

commando

then in an emergency that requires breathing issues YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

well, maybe not, bras do have 2 cups

one bra can take care of 2 people right, hubby and wife LOL

Nah, the women will survive, the men will die with smiles on their faces.

What a feminist conspiracy to kill all the men. Have a nuclear attack and have all the guys stand there amazed at the women's reaction...

 

[TanksHill]

If they want to live they will just have to suffer and stick their jock on their face!!!!

 

[bibliophile birds]

All I can say is I better not need it as a breathing device after a long hot day of working in the garden or chicken house. whewwwwwww.

OH DEAR GOD! what about the day you've had that sickly chick in your bra? that is EXACTLY when we'd have nuclear fallout....

 

[dragonlaurel]

If there's a air quality disaster- my hubby is in trouble. He's welcome to check the dresser, but I like being comfortable too much to be relied on for this one.

 

[chipmunk]

Rats! I read the title and first line of the story to DH, and he already knew about it. He says now my Christmas surprise is spoiled :/

 

[raro]

Well, dang, I have a mastectomy bra. If I tried that, I'd whack myself in the face...! Although, come to think of it, I'd rather just die than breathe through my bra after I'd been wearing it!!

 

[chickensducks&agoose]

I want to know how many of us just tried sticking a bra cup on our faces.... for us bigger gals, they could make little lacy eye holes for us to see out of...

 

[colowyo0809]

commando

then in an emergency that requires breathing issues YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

well, maybe not, bras do have 2 cups

one bra can take care of 2 people right, hubby and wife LOL

Nah, the women will survive, the men will die with smiles on their faces.

What a feminist conspiracy to kill all the men. Have a nuclear attack and have all the guys stand there amazed at the women's reaction...

ha! they have failed!! failed to take into consideration the fact that some of us males will simply B***** slap the female and take her "mask" for ourselves

It's like my momma always told me
"You never hit a lady, because a lady by definition never needs to be hit. Everyone else however is fair game" guess who tend to look up to the most!