I had a pair of flannel pajama pants that terrified the chickens. They like to hang out at the back door. Normally if I opened the door they would rush me begging for treats. If I had those pants on they took off flying and screaming. They never did get used to the pattern on them.
Met my neighbor? He's been known to go out to get his mail, wearing nothing but a coffee cup and a smile. Lives directly across the street. I've not called the cops. But.... I try to ignore him. Where does that leave me?