Do your nips hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier
Do your nips hang low?
Do your nips hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour with a minimum of labour?
Do your nips hang high?
Do your nips flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your nips flip-flop?
Do your nips hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure when you hear an awful bore?
Do your nips hang out?
Oh....MY....blackbird....ummmm, I don't even know what to say...but I bought a great bra a La Senza a couple weeks ago....as long as I NEVER take it off that song DOES NOT apply!
Maybe WITHOUT the double pushup... Haha, but what good is a mouthful when you lie on your back and your nipples are in your armpits???? Did I say that...no... not me...mine are perky as can be after nursing three kids...NOT!
What really gets me is that hubby still seems to think there's some ummmmm, feeling in them nips...like when I was a teenager....I don't have the heart to tell him there is NO thrill happening there anymore....that nursing does a whole lot more than set in a good sag....