Ohiofarmgirl'sAdventuresinTheGoodLand-where ya been? whatcha been doin

[Denim Deb]

Don't get me started on how people look when they go shopping!

One day I was in our local grocery store about 10 PM and saw the most disgusting looking guy!

This guy was wearing filthy dirty jeans with holes in the knees, a sloppy torn T-shirt, old army jacket, scruffy tennis shoes and his hair ... OH my gosh ... He looked like a train wreck! I was really disgusted by that guy. I was wandering around getting the last minute items that had caused ME to go to the store at that late hour after a HARD day of working in the yard, thinking about how pathetic it was that anyone would go out into public looking like that, when I rounded the corner into the freezer section and what did I see.. another one!

Almost a perfect match for the first guy! Dirty jeans with holes in the knees, torn old T-shirt with a BIG stain on the front, ragged old coat with paint stains, CRAZY rat nest for hair - only I was wearing old green crocs! Darned reflection in the glass door of the FREEZER compartment!!

I will never be judgmental again!

And here I thought you were going to say the guy was your DH!

 

[Farmfresh]

Truth is stranger than fiction.

 

[kcsunshine]

The worst Walmart outfit I ever saw:
Shiny polyester pants, worn transparent in back, tube top with belly hanging out, infected navel piercing, flip flops, no underwear, 3 inch long fingernails in violent neon green.

Oh Hen, you saw me in one of my better days......

 

[FarmerChick]

I am not renewing BJs
just like Sams Club ---they went from $40 per year to $50
screw them (and no--- BJs doesn't mean anything else )


I always said, why pay someone to shop? If it wasn't for hubby, I would never have joined. If they want my money, they should PAY ME to shop...haha

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

Almost a perfect match for the first guy! Dirty jeans with holes in the knees, torn old T-shirt with a BIG stain on the front, ragged old coat with paint stains, CRAZY rat nest for hair - only I was wearing old green crocs! Darned reflection in the glass door of the FREEZER compartment!! ep

I will never be judgmental again!

i laughed so hard about this DD, for a second i thought you so ME!

i keep wondering when i'm gonna end up on the people of walmart. sometimes we just look at each other and say "well.. should we just go ugly and take a chance?"

the only reason why we go to Wallie World is cheap ammo

UTC - thats what i'm talkin' about
;-)

so here is some fun news.... we have our first peeps!

our little duck, PigPen aka Bianca aka Lady Gaga aka Snowball.... hatched out her first chicks yesterday!

we took up her duck eggs and replaced with hens eggs and .... peeps!

she hatched 3 yesterday and i'm hoping there will be more today. she sat in the garage which is probably safe for her... its pretty darn cold outside. still but i was so excited to hear those little peeping noises!

and one of the chicks is going to be stunning. she's white and light grey....not yellow - white!

yay peeps!

 

[kcsunshine]

Don't get me started on how people look when they go shopping!

One day I was in our local grocery store about 10 PM and saw the most disgusting looking guy!

This guy was wearing filthy dirty jeans with holes in the knees, a sloppy torn T-shirt, old army jacket, scruffy tennis shoes and his hair ... OH my gosh ... He looked like a train wreck! I was really disgusted by that guy. I was wandering around getting the last minute items that had caused ME to go to the store at that late hour after a HARD day of working in the yard, thinking about how pathetic it was that anyone would go out into public looking like that, when I rounded the corner into the freezer section and what did I see.. another one!

Almost a perfect match for the first guy! Dirty jeans with holes in the knees, torn old T-shirt with a BIG stain on the front, ragged old coat with paint stains, CRAZY rat nest for hair - only I was wearing old green crocs! Darned reflection in the glass door of the FREEZER compartment!!

I will never be judgmental again!

That's me... Once in my younger days I went to lunch with some of the women from work. The food was delicious and I told DH we needed to go back there some time. I also told him the restaurant was owned and run by some gay women. He asked me how I knew and I said they were wearing jeans with flannel shirts and all had short hair. Then I turned around and looked in the mirror and shouted, OMG, I'm gay.... Then there was the time I was at lunch and looked over to the table to my right and commented that the lady over there was fat.... it was me, in the mirror - we laughed so hard we couldn't finish lunch. So there, I'm harder on myself than anyone else.

 

[Farmfresh]

:bun :bun

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

Then I turned around and looked in the mirror and shouted, OMG, I'm gay.... Then there was the time I was at lunch and looked over to the table to my right and commented that the lady over there was fat.... it was me, in the mirror - we laughed so hard we couldn't finish lunch. So there, I'm harder on myself than anyone else.

oh, KC, you are a pip!

FC - um.. i cannot comment on your...um.... BJ's HA!

and yeah i'm not paying them to shop either.

;-)

 

[FarmerChick]

you smart not to comment, you are very wise!

 

[Henrietta23]

The worst Walmart outfit I ever saw:
Shiny polyester pants, worn transparent in back, tube top with belly hanging out, infected navel piercing, flip flops, no underwear, 3 inch long fingernails in violent neon green.

Oh Hen, you saw me in one of my better days......

I forgot to mention they were pajama pants. Very thin pajama pants. I tried to look away..........