Lazy Gardener
Super Self-Sufficient
Any one living in the neighborhood where I grew up saw UFO's frequently: My brother and his friends spent HOURS manufacturing UFO's to "alarm the masses" Radio control planes, hot air balloons, recordings of odd sounds that they would play at night. Then, there was the time they spent laying a wallet in the middle of the road, attached to a fishing line. They'd hide in the ditch, and reel it in when someone stopped to pick it up.