(Renamed) The Filking Karaoke Thread!

FarmerJamie

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Hey SD, the hens are molting and I need a song! 23 hens and I'm getting 3 eggs a day and we haven't had a good filking around here lately.

I tried Glenn Frye's "the heat is on" (the molt is on), but the creative thoughts aren't flowing tonight.

PLEASE HELP! :pop

Renamed the Filking Karaoke Thread!
 

Quail_Antwerp

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The molt is on, on the fence
Inside your coop, on every hens
And the molt's so bad, they look half dressed
The pressure's high, just to stay unprocessed
'Cause the molt is on

(and that's all the further I could get)
 

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FarmerJamie said:
Hey SD, the hens are molting and I need a song! 23 hens and I'm getting 3 eggs a day and we haven't had a good filking around here lately.

I tried Glenn Frye's "the heat is on" (the molt is on), but the creative thoughts aren't flowing tonight.

PLEASE HELP! :pop
Maybe you have the wrong song. I looked at The Heat is On and couldn't think of a good filk.

This son, however, ......sung by a hen

Ahem....To the tune of Where have all the Flowers Gone?

Where have all my feathers gone? Long time molting. Where have all my feathers gone? Long time ago.
Where have all my feathers gone? My friends pecked them, ev'ry one. When will they ever return? When will they ever return?

Where have all the brown eggs gone? Long time passing. Where have all the brown eggs gone? Long time ago.
Where have all the brown eggs gone? All are omelettes, every one. When will we ever lay? When will we ever lay?




You can probably add verses from here.....
 

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LOVE both of these! Keep on filking :)
 

Henrietta23

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Where have all the old hens gone? Long time stewing. Where have all the old hens gone? Lone time ago?
Where have all the old hens gone? In the pot with broth and veg. When will we get new chicks? When will we get new chicks?
 

Wifezilla

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We now have a filking station?!? This place is so cool!
 

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Is this like a milking stanchion? Does anyone need to be restrained? Savingdogs, are you behaving yourself? :D
 
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