Wannabefree...guess what I got in the mail today!?!?!?!?

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Wannabefree said:
Yep end of next month she'll be 14. 12 months from now she COULD get her permit to drive.....again I say...NOT happening!
:rolleyes: DW said that a year ago, too.. :rolleyes:

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BarredBuff said:
Sister did that with a glue gun and a iron skillet of corn bread on the same hand..........
Why would she be holding a glue gun and an iron skillet of corn bread in the same hand? :hu
 

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Wannabefree said:
Yep end of next month she'll be 14. 12 months from now she COULD get her permit to drive.....again I say...NOT happening!
Printing this one off for the archives to be brought out later as "exhibit A" for the prosecution..... :)
 

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FarmerJamie said:
BarredBuff said:
Sister did that with a glue gun and a iron skillet of corn bread on the same hand..........
Why would she be holding a glue gun and an iron skillet of corn bread in the same hand? :hu
I really need to watch how I word things....that was two different occassions that damaged her hand......... :D

LUCKILY I just fall :lol:
 

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My daughter is the same way. She has always been like that so I'm used to it now.

When she was 11 she walked backwards (because she was watching tv) and fell right into our opened dishwasher. She just about tore it from the wall! The door never shut quite right after that.

I cringe when she wants to make something in the kitchen with me. lol Lets just say I'm so glad she can't have anything with flour in it anymore. :p
 

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big brown horse said:
My daughter is the same way. She has always been like that so I'm used to it now.

When she was 11 she walked backwards (because she was watching tv) and fell right into our opened dishwasher. She just about tore it from the wall! The door never shut quite right after that.

I cringe when she wants to make something in the kitchen with me. lol Lets just say I'm so glad she can't have anything with flour in it anymore. :p
:lol: At least i am not alone with my dangerous child ;)
 

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Just yesterday she was simply having a glass of water and the glass slipped out of her hand and crashed into the sink. Then she cut her finger on the glass getting it out of the sink.

I have a million stories...every day it is something new, which makes for an interesting day. Spilling, tripping and falling are her specialties though. :p

She has busted up the same knee over and over to the point that she has a built in knee pad of scar tissue.

I think of her as my third St. Bernard (I have two real ones). They are big, dirty, clumsy and very happy. Cuddly too, she gives great gorilla hugs :p and I wouldn't trade her for the world. :)
 

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Or the DS playing "flag" football instead of "tackle" because it's "safer" and falls during practice and fractures his kneecap. He found the 1 rock on the practice field.

He can walk across the room and trip on a tiny ball of fuzz
 
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