A Little Humor

[Hinotori]

You could try gumdrop bushes. They are hardy to zone 4. Unfortunately the ones sold in stores are all seedless variety. No one is ever willing to share starts.

 

[frustratedearthmother]

They are hardy to zone 4

Are you sure? Sounds like a Whopper of a story to me!

We should call an expert for verification. Can't remember his name..... ol' Whatchamacallit. Or is it... hmmm... I think his name is Oh Henry!

 

[frustratedearthmother]

Oh, forgot to tell ya'll - I have to sell one of my goats. She's a Milk Dud!

 

[flowerbug]

I think maybe you need to add some gummy worms to improve the soil.

pop rocks, malted milk balls, skittles...

 

[Okiepan]

So are Zag Nuts from a tree or a legume ?

 

[flowerbug]

Are you sure? Sounds like a Whopper of a story to me!

We should call an expert for verification. Can't remember his name..... ol' Whatchamacallit. Or is it... hmmm... I think his name is Oh Henry!

Jolly Rancher?

 

[Hinotori]

So are Zag Nuts from a tree or a legume ?

They only grow in graveyards.

 

[frustratedearthmother]

Graveyards, huh?

I see....

 

[Hinotori]

I need that recipe. Family Halloween party is coming up.

 

[frustratedearthmother]

Don't have a recipe, but I saw it on Etsy. Do a search for chocolate eyeballs. If you make them you gotta take pics!!

Edited to add

Just found this recipe: https://www.aimadeitforyou.com/halloween-white-chocolate-eyeballs/