Abifae - Ciao Babies!

[abifae]

bwahahahahahaha!

My sister has yeast issues and insists it is NOT a gluten issue, but if she eats carbs, her throat and vag itch. She does this eating bread, sugar, drinking beer, or just having too much "junk food". She is gonna have to low carb it. She already had to cut beer.

She said she isn't sure she's going to, she might rather just be sick. But I told her she knows where to go if she wants help low carbing.

 

[abifae]

If a job says "list all your jobs for the last ten years" do they MEAN that?

Or do they mean "list the jobs you put on your resume" ???

halp halp!

 

[Wannabefree]

If a job says "list all your jobs for the last ten years" do they MEAN that?

Or do they mean "list the jobs you put on your resume" ???

halp halp!

No, no comprende dies anos. Cinco anos si!

I can't even think back ten years, it hurts. I just go with what I usually put on a resume. And I DON'T list jobs I had issue with generally. Or too short jobs. Or jobs that I forget I had...obviously.

Just put the warm fuzzy jobs down Abi!!!

 

[abifae]

Okay. Just the three then.
Not all seven.

 

[Wannabefree]

Okay. Just the three then.
Not all seven.

Yep three is about what I usually put before my hand gets tired of writing

 

[abifae]

What is a good way to phrase "your company is no longer a ****hole and I think it's a good place to grow"...

 

[Wannabefree]

What is a good way to phrase "your company is no longer a ****hole and I think it's a good place to grow"...

Umm...let's see "Your company is not a crap vacuum and has been well fertilized recently."

OR if ya just want to be boring....

"I have heard your company is striving for customer satisfaction and feel I would be an asset." MAJOR corn!!! Nah.......go with the first one!!!!

 

[abifae]

*cracks up*

"5. What influenced your decision to apply for a job at Denver Health?"

 

[Wannabefree]

*cracks up*

"5. What influenced your decision to apply for a job at Denver Health?"

I'm hungry and tired of sleeping under a bridge. :/

OR

Methamphetaines

OR



OR

I have heard good things about your company and wish to be employed in a company that continues to grow.

 

[FarmerJamie]

If a job says "list all your jobs for the last ten years" do they MEAN that?

Or do they mean "list the jobs you put on your resume" ???

halp halp!

They are looking for gaps in your work history where you basically did nothing. Even if you are unemployed through no fault of your own, they're looking to see how you filled the void.

Once I had a 6 month gap of no work in my career field where I sold firewood and painted home interiors - I was an "independent contractor".