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abifae

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I'll take the last one, Wanna Be :p

So Jamie... fill in all the blanks?

"went crazy for five years"

"went crazy for two years"

"proud that the crazy gap was only 1 year"

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FarmerJamie said:
abifae said:
If a job says "list all your jobs for the last ten years" do they MEAN that?

Or do they mean "list the jobs you put on your resume" ???

halp halp!
They are looking for gaps in your work history where you basically did nothing. Even if you are unemployed through no fault of your own, they're looking to see how you filled the void.

Once I had a 6 month gap of no work in my career field where I sold firewood and painted home interiors - I was an "independent contractor". :D
Yeah...I'm always an "independent contractor" or "self employed" for a while too. In other words...I did evrything I do every day anyway, and THAT is a JOB! :p
 

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LOL So just the three from my resume or fill in the blanks with obvious fill-it-ins?
 

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abifae said:
I'll take the last one, Wanna Be :p

So Jamie... fill in all the blanks?

"went crazy for five years"

"went crazy for two years"

"proud that the crazy gap was only 1 year"

....
Ya gots me there. :hu
 

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Well you can't tell them you went crazy....say...was doing volunteer work at a hospital in the psych ward. See....more EXPERIENCE! :D Your just more "experienced" Abi and therefore more qualified than anyone else for the job. :D
 

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Wait, no, scratch the word "volunteer" and put "freelance" instead...sounds more I dunno....fluffy or something.
 

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Someone tell me exactly what to actually write.

:barnie

LOL

I have nothing but gaps. I work 12-18 months, freak, go 1-5 years without working, and work another 12-18 months.
 

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abifae said:
Someone tell me exactly what to actually write.

:barnie

LOL

I have nothing but gaps. I work 12-18 months, freak, go 1-5 years without working, and work another 12-18 months.
Honestly Abi..I would say something to the effect of I had been ill to the point of disabled and had to take time to get better. :hu
 

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abifae said:
Someone tell me exactly what to actually write.

:barnie

LOL

I have nothing but gaps. I work 12-18 months, freak, go 1-5 years without working, and work another 12-18 months.
Abi, if you want, I'll ask one of the HR wonks at work tomorrow for advice.
 
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