Too funny! I thought it may be about how you have been wasting time with those silly goats, when you could be working more hours so you can buy some milk.
yeah! get that hair cut by someone who knows what they are doing and for heavens sakes...dont trade someone a haircut for a duck.. you'll just be a sell out!
ha!
ps i traded some ducks for a haircut and it worked out very well for everyone.