Bee~ Journal of then...

[dragonlaurel]

I can just see little Susie strutting her stuff. She is pretty saucy already, I bet she'll be unbearable in a dress made of "Wads O' Woody Wool"

Lately she has been residing in my bathroom, it has just been too cold outside for her.

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I ran a bath for myself and she got a little scared and ended up hopping into the bath. It wasn't very high yet, but she just stood there, her feet all nice and toasty warm. I bet she would have appreciated a nice Woody wooly mamoth dress after that.

She has been getting a high protein diet (sharing catfood) and her feathers are growing back, again.
That's little Petey watching her. He knows better than to get too close. He'll get a whack with that sharp beak.

That poor chicken- she needs that dress quick! Send it express mail.

 

[big brown horse]

To felt the wad of Woody wool you simply take a nice big wad and comb it out. They call this carding. Then you get it wet. Then you take the wet wad of Woody wool and cover it with an old curtain. Then you scrub it and roll it up. You stomp it and roll it and in general torment it. That is how you make the wad of Woody wool into felt.

After you have felt Woody wool nothing else will ever seem as soft! Then you make the felt into a little dress for the poor little frizzle and she will be the best dressed chick around!

combing out Wads O Woody Wool just sounds sick!

O M GOODNESS!!!!

I have got to stay away from this thread....I cannot keep from thinking perverted thoughts everytime I read Wads of Wooly Woody Wool....

Now you are making me do it too! Quail!!!! STOP!!!!

 

[freemotion]

You gals are gonna get Bee's journal locked down tight if you keep this up! (oops...)

 

[big brown horse]

Bee's journal is the whole reason I didn't get anything done on my to do list!

 

[FarmerDenise]

It kept me giggling, when I really needed it.

I wonder how her family shindig went. I hope she and the Bat got some nice massages out of it.

 

[Dace]

When does the Bee get back home to the hive??

Anyone know?

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

Don't know but I bet she has her stinger sharpened for her return

 

[keljonma]

When does the Bee get back home to the hive??

Anyone know?

Bee said she was going to be gone for over a week.

 

[Dace]

Oh boy...we better ease up or we are going to piss off the Queen Bee and then we will ALL be in trouble!

 

[Ldychef2k]

I am kind of new here, but I think she will laugh herself silly.