Check this out! (In Defence of Food)

[xpc]

xpc, WHAT HAVEN'T YOU DONE??!!!

My neice went there and she is no slouch!!

Growing up in Wisconsin how could I not cut the cheese!
I spent five yeas as electrical maintenance in one of WI largest cheese plants, we even had an on-site Domino's pizza oven to test the browning of the mozzarella - a full time food scientist with a PhD would add the whatnot's to make it right before shipping. We made 100 cheese pizzas a week with nand a sausage so I quit.

I spent the next 5 years traveling extensively fixing and writing programs for automated cheese equipment, I was gone between 3 weeks to months at a time (can you say divorce). I even know the difference between real cheese and the despicable pseudo cheese foods and byproducts. Please do not ask as I have buried those memories.

Here is a picture of the 800 page condensed manual

I put my fleet farm hat in the photo to prove it.

 

[xpc]

Hmmm..xpc seeing as you drink with bears and pass out in your KFC...have you taken up swimming with sharks yet? With a beer of course...

I gave up swimming with the sharks in 93' when I got divorced, bears are much more docile and will only eat your belly fat for sustenance while leaving your Doors albums alone.

 

[dragonlaurel]

She messed with your Doors album, Noooo! Nobody gets away with that.

 

[xpc]

And at the bottom of that story, is this one. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/25/high-tech-food-cocoon-coo_n_299998.html

Meat & Fish maker??? Can I get an EEEWWWWWW???

I consider myself fairly well versed in some of these newfangled science contraptions but neither the story or video went into any kind of details beyond a food re-hydrator, either way a cheeseburger in a can seems more appetizing. http://www.secludedhabitat.com/2008/02/21/cheeseburger-in-a-can-no-really

 

[xpc]

She messed with your Doors album, Noooo! Nobody gets away with that.

This is not the place to get into it but will say it never made sense why a woman would try and take everything, even those things she did not want just for the pleasure of causing pain. I did prevail and for the sake of decorum will leave it at that.

 

[miss_thenorth]

I would have left you the Doors albums

 

[big brown horse]

She messed with your Doors album, Noooo! Nobody gets away with that.

This is not the place to get into it but will say it never made sense why a woman would try and take everything, even those things she did not want just for the pleasure of causing pain. I did prevail and for the sake of decorum will leave it at that.

Sounds like you married my sister!

 

[big brown horse]

Cheeseburger in a can?!!!!!

 

[FarmerChick]

xpc
there are good ones out there!!
never know what wonderful companion you might find!

 

[FarmerChick]

spam?
but flat with cheese?

the things they put in cans or tubs is crazy.


Nicole wanted to buy cotton candy in a tub. Nope, wasn't doing it...LOL...the colors are pretty but cotton candy is for festivals only!