I have a HUGE bump under my plastic.

[Quail_Antwerp]

Ok, so i just read this whole thread outloud (i dare ya'll to try that w/o laughing so hard you choke, then pee yourself) to dh and we were both cracking up hysterically...had to make multiple trips to the facilities, and 30 minutes later....


WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THE PLASTIC?!

So, LdyChef2K, either you rip that plastic back, or DH and I are coming to visit to do it for you! mallet in hand.

 

[Ldychef2k]

Later this afternoon, if I get some help, I am going to move those tables and roll it back. Check, exterminate as required, rinse, repeat...then put the plastic back and the tables.

Right now I am making a persimmon streusel bundt cake and baked potato soup to take to my daughter's house tonight. Priorities....

 

[Hoosiermomma]

Later this afternoon, if I get some help, I am going to move those tables and roll it back. Check, exterminate as required, rinse, repeat...then put the plastic back and the tables.

Right now I am making a persimmon streusel bundt cake and baked potato soup to take to my daughter's house tonight. Priorities....

If you lived closer I would so have been there already!!!!!! I am always game for revealing the unknown..... I can't wait to find out what is really the cause of your 'LUMP'

 

[FarmerChick]

it's a baby bump????

 

[Ldychef2k]

If it is, this may be TEOTWAWKI.

it's a baby bump????

 

[big brown horse]

it's a baby bump????

 

[kcsunshine]

Well, I sorta whacked it by jumping up and down on it to see if it was of different texture.

I don't want to cut the plastic yet, or shoot holes in it, as I want to make really sure the bermuda is dead. Oh, wait. Maybe it's Bermuda, a HUGE, 3 foot by 8 foot by 2 foot patch of rebel bermuda has organized under the plastic and is coming for me.....!

Bermuda grass, Kudzu, Ivy, Honeysuckle, - run for your life - they're taking over!

 

[Ldychef2k]

Well, I went out there and chcked it all out. The results are in a new thread about varmints.

I am such a weenie.

 

[justusnak]

You all have made me pee myself!! Shame on you! My coffee....my beloved coffee....has been spewed all over the desk several times. I have choked...coughed..and teared up.
However.....I LOVE a good mystery..and cant waite to see whats under there. Ohhh, PLEASE tell me you will try to get pics!!

 

[Dace]

What? Now I have to go thread searing? Drat....