Ohiofarmgirl'sAdventuresinTheGoodLand-where ya been? whatcha been doin

[freemotion]

Well, I have poodles and I looove the breed, and I had a horse who would smash trespassers in her field flat, too.

I thought it was hysterical! Some stories are just funnier with the word "poodle" in them. I'll have to remember that saying....I think it just might become an ss forum expression, like "expland!"

 

[big brown horse]

I agree free, poodle is a hilarious word in of itself...add it into a funny story and it explands the hilarity!

 

[Farmfresh]

a rule for life... such as... "Sometimes all's you can do is scrape up the poodle and move on."

 

[Dace]

Anyone have the opposite? An explanding poodle? Now that would be something to see!

I like the new phrase OFG "Sometimes all's you can do is scrape up the poodle and move on." ....clearly you are a literary genius!

 

[kcsunshine]

My husband's always telling me to, "Let it go, Karen, just let it go". Now I think my new rule to live by will be, "Sometimes alls you can do is to scrape up the poodle and move on". I can't wait to use it on him.

 

[lorihadams]

Okay, here's a funny Hooters story for you....guaranteed for a good laugh. A friend of mine who was less than endowed used those silicone chicken cutlet thingys inside her bra to "enhance" her breasts. One Saturday night she had a particularly rowdy table of beligerent rednecks that kept saying "where's the titties? I came to see some titties!"

Well, after listening to this guy badger her for an hour she looked at him and said, "You wanna see some titties, well, here's your titties!" Then she grabs one of the cutlet thingies out of her bra and flaps it down on the table in front of him, throws both hands on her hips and says, "THERE, you satisfied now?" Picks up the cutlet and marches back to the break room where she informs our manager that she wants the table thrown out.

Thought I would die......gotta give it to her, she was creative about the whole thing.

 

[Aidenbaby]

May my daughter grow up to deal with (rude) men's **** like that.

 

[Farmfresh]

Well, after listening to this guy badger her for an hour she looked at him and said ...

I would have LOVED to see the look on that guy's face!

 

[lorihadams]

She said he had that "deer in headlights look" about him......meanwhile all the other people around him were falling off their stools laughing at him.

 

[Dace]

What a great story!

I bet he felt like a complete idiot...or at least I can hope!!