Ohiofarmgirl'sAdventuresinTheGoodLand-where ya been? whatcha been doin

[Bourbon Red]

My aunt, a fairly large woman, had a prosthetic due to cancer, etc. She walked into the oncologists office one day to check in - saw a little 'normal' sized breast prosthesis sitting on the check-in desk. In her very best Crocodile-Dundee-whipping-out-his-knife voice she drawled, "You call THAT a BOOB?" Whipped out her own ample prosthetic appendagee, slapped it down on the counter and said, "That's not a BOOB! THIS is a BOOB!"

The poor receptionist didn't quite know what to do...

 

[Aidenbaby]

LOL I'll bet!! That's hilarious. If you guys keep it up, I'm gonna need a new pair of pants this morning.

 

[Bubblingbrooks]

We have a friend who solved a problem with neighbor strays in a very passive way. Dogs being dogs, they like rolling in smelly stuff. So he made a little rotten fish/meat cache in the woods off one edge of his property. The dogs soon found it, and would eat their fill then roll around in it, bringing the stink home with them along with bowel and tummy distress from the yummy treats they'd found. Worked like a charm! Wasn't long at all before the neighbors came over asking if he knew what their dogs were getting into. (He had approached them several times asking them to restrain their dogs.) Of course, he knew nothing! Best thing is, there is no law against "composting" where he lives; the dogs are happy, he's happy, and the neighbors now restrain their loveable little 100# Rotts.

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

i cant believe i'm outside working and missed all this hilarity!!

Lori - i think i want to be that gal's friend! whooot! hee hee hee and I want BR's auntie for my own. those gals definitely know how to scrape up the poodle and move on!



you know.. i think we have some extra stinky stuff around here somewhere... great thought, BBrooks!

so i think that Little Nibbles is about to pop.. she's out there acting very funny....but she's still eating like a horse.. hum..

anyhoo... today i'm working on setting up the outside brooder/tractor for the meat chix. dang they are gross. i got them at TSC for i think $1.99... i saw that the store near us is starting to sort the odd ones out in the bargain bin.... i'm waiting for them to get desperate then i'm gonna scoop them up by the bucketful! whoot!

 

[big brown horse]

Funny stories!

Pre congrats on the goaty mama, in case I don't hear from you again.

(BBrooks, that is a fantastic idea!!!)

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

Funny stories!

Pre congrats on the goaty mama, in case I don't hear from you again.

(BBrooks, that is a fantastic idea!!!)

Why would you not hear from her again???? is she leaving????

are you leaving????

is there something someone's not telling us?????

Did you mistype there??? did I miss a post?! What's happening????

 

[big brown horse]

Woops, I meant that while I'm away working in the garden, that goat will probably have her baby.

I should have said "in case I don't hear from you by then."

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

Woops, I meant that while I'm away working in the garden, that goat will probably have her baby.

I should have said "in case I don't hear from you by then."

well, just give a gal a heart attack!!!!!!!!!!

 

[big brown horse]

sorry!

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

no news to report yet...and nope you're not rid of me yet....

so she's out there making "i'm having a baby" noises while she has her face stuffed in the feeder (eating hay). i'm about to give her the big WHATever...

the good news is that i really got some things done quickly...nothing like impending baby poppin' to get you movin! whoot!

ok back to working on this darn brooder/tractor. i think i can actually see those meaties growing. ick. they are so gross. there's no way they are going to be ready at 6 weeks tho... i just cant feed them that much - it just aint right. we had one flop over dead so i'm going for less feed more times a day.

did i mention they were totally gross? ick. they'd better be tasty thats for sure.

tasty.....say - anybody else hungry for ice cream? hum...... i need a shake.