Ohiofarmgirl'sAdventuresinTheGoodLand-where ya been? whatcha been doin

[MorelCabin]

You could pour used motor oil all over him and tell them it rolled in your oil pan, get mad and say it made a mess of your whole garage...
you could dump raw sewage on him and tell them that he fell into your septic tank while you had it open for inspection....ewwww!
paint his paws with roofing tar and tell them...
what else is very messy, very hard to get off, and can be quite 'accidental' ?
Cover him in baking lard and tell them...


this dog could have alot of minor 'accidents' in the next few weeks that might prompt the neighbors to keep him home

 

[lorihadams]

I worked at Hooters for 5 years.....I know how to get rid of rednecks at 2 in the morning........POLKA MUSIC. Seriously, they hate it....makes their ears bleed, then they start to chug their beer and run for the nearest exit.

You could always slip a brochure for shock collars in their mailbox.

OOOOOOO you could dye their dog pink and tell them that he got into your water where you were dying wool.

Oooooo or paintball guns......that might be some good target practice!

 

[MorelCabin]

If I ever have a problem with my neighbors dog I am definitely revisiting this thread!

 

[murphysranch]

I laughed at each and every one of the fine suggestions! whoot!!!

 

[Wifezilla]

We are a helpful bunch, huh?

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

yes yes you are!

we sure do put the 'fun' in farming!!
;-)

ps:
hey murphysranch! hope you are well


lori - i still cant get over that you worked at hooters. hee hee hee! didya get to keep the tshirt?
golly now i'm hungry for wings......

 

[big brown horse]

Hooters is my daughter's favorite place! NO I didn't take her there, her favorite aunt and uncle took her. (Two words: dad's side ) Anyway she talks about it all the time much to my chagrin. (I swear when she visits them she comes home smokin' cigars. )

Polka music, I'm going to have to remember that!

I'm still laughing over the "go home" photos!!! Occam, where did you find those?

 

[FarmerDenise]

I've been giggling so much, SO is wondering what I'm up too.

Some excellent ideas

 

[noobiechickenlady]

Making many notes about the methods. Some of them will get put to use. *evil grin*

We have no animal control here, the sheriff will laugh if you call about a dog. Dogs without collars & tags get SSS, repeat offending dogs with collars & tags have been taken to the shelter. 3 counties over...

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

i just have to say that FF has to get some kind of award for this:

The solution was to scrape up the poodle, drive a bit down the road and slip him out on the highway!

it almost sounds like a rule for life... such as... "Sometimes all's you can do is scrape up the poodle and move on."

since my MIL has poodles my hubby did NOT think this was funny but i confess there is a very plausible situation where this may come in handy. i say no more.

;-)