Ohiofarmgirl'sAdventuresinTheGoodLand-where ya been? whatcha been doin

[Javamama]

Go get some rest Free, we'll control her for ya

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

thanks for the warning.. i was gonna go look but me and the dogs just had a huge breakfast. aint nobody want to seem them rancho huevos again..

just let me know that everything is ok!


congrats KC!

even when i was back in city life i was that weird neighbor.. seriously. i was the "hey you kids! get off my lawn" person... along with the "hey buddy take your mangy dog and your dog poop and get off my lawn"... and then came the day when some gal pulled up in a mini van and said:

"hey crazy garden-lady! you want some some roses? i have to dig some up and i know YOU'LL take care of them b/c all you do is work in the yard"

yikes!

and i havent even told all y'all how i became famous in a small town. sheesh i'd better go and find that one. but for now we are going to town to spend our big winnings... hopefully. and we might take a swing by the buffalo ranch

;-)

 

[noobiechickenlady]

This put my day off to a gooooood start, along with the gory birthing details!
OFG, when you get your machete, be sure to get one with a heavy tip (like a kukri/gurkha) & a wrist strap. The heavy tip makes it swing faster & chop harder, and the wrist strap keeps you from "accidentally" flinging it at naughty neighbors.

Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, yours is pink but mine is blue...

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

if it has a tail then it's a monkey, if doesn't have a tail then it's an ape
;-)

i just love veggie tales.....


we, thankfully, made it home from town. town stinks. boo!

 

[Henrietta23]

Did ya go to the Stuffmart???

Salesman #2 and #3: Check it out! Check it out!

Salesman #1: If you want a big hat

Salesman #2 and #3: We got that!

Salesman #1: If you need a tube of glue

Salesman #2 and #3: We got that too!

Salesman #1: A 20 gallon wok?

Salesman #2 and #3: They're in stock!

And if you need refrigerators
To keep extra mashed potatoes
Or a giant air compressor
To blow fruit flies off your dresser
Or a dehydrated strudel
Or a nose ring for your poodle
Or a five pound can of tuna
And some flippers to go scuba

Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!
Here we go, scuba! Come on!

Salesman #1: If you need a rubber hose

Salesman #2 and #3: We got those!

Salesman #1: A rhododendron tree

Salesman #2 and #3: We got three!

Salesman #1: A wrap-around deck

Salesman #2 and #3: Gotta check!

But if you need a window scraper
And a roll of toilet paper
Or a rachet set and pliers
And surround sound amplifiers
And a solar turkey chopper
Or a padded gopher bopper
Flannel shirts for looking grungy
And some rope for goin' bunji

Bunji! Bunji! Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee!
Here we go, bunji! Come on!

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

so the survey boys just left. we are NOT in the bad neighbor's pond... but part of their pond-deck-thingy in on our side. he was out there watchin' us and they may have gotten another puppy. hum.

but we ran the hot pink fencing twine and pounded in a huge florescent orange painted tpost just where they can see it.

The Big Man told him we'd do the fencing. but he doenst know i'm doing it tomorrow!

so no water buffalo for me. for now. so we'll see.

harumph.

but happy thursday!

 

[DrakeMaiden]

I'm not sure if you mentioned it earlier, but do your neighbors have an equally large piece of land as you do, or is it more suburban size?

Happy fencing on Friday!

 

[dragonlaurel]

Start the fencing Today if there is any way possible. Survey posts have been known to move in the middle of the night. Or at least draw the boundary line with some florescent paint so you "don't mess up when you position your fence".

 

[noobiechickenlady]

I agree, paint the line ON the ground. It will be obvious if it has been scuffed out.

So you don't get a pond, but you do get a deck? How cool

Ooooooh wheeeeeere is my hairbrush! I sing that one a lot because DD steals my brush when she can't find hers

 

[Javamama]

Personally, I love my lips. It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip...