Ohiofarmgirl'sAdventuresinTheGoodLand-where ya been? whatcha been doin

[glenolam]

Alrighty, back to gas
Have you all ever heard that chronic gas, is a sign that the gut is way out of order? Its not at all normal
Soak those beans with water and whey for 12-24 hours for starters you all. No more gas!

Dh rarely has issues anymore, and they used to be BAD.
Now that his gut is on track, the only time he has issues, is if he cheats on processed foods.

So that's the reason Big G can clear a room without batting an eye....my reasoning for staying home to cook healthier meals just keeps getting better and better!!!

 

[Bubblingbrooks]

Alrighty, back to gas
Have you all ever heard that chronic gas, is a sign that the gut is way out of order? Its not at all normal
Soak those beans with water and whey for 12-24 hours for starters you all. No more gas!

Dh rarely has issues anymore, and they used to be BAD.
Now that his gut is on track, the only time he has issues, is if he cheats on processed foods.

So that's the reason Big G can clear a room without batting an eye....my reasoning for staying home to cook healthier meals just keeps getting better and better!!!

And once the men figure out the real reason, its much easier for them to avoid the nasty foods.

 

[glenolam]

Although some might go back to 'those' foods every now and then...just to spice things up!

 

[Bubblingbrooks]

Although some might go back to 'those' foods every now and then...just to spice things up!

Trust me, when they do, they pay for it
Its not all that fun!

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

DANG!

i was in town all day hoping that Debbie would have her babies while i was GONE

now i'm BACK and NOW she looks like she's gonna blow!

DANG!

* runs around wildly *

quick! i need pants and my bottle of tequila! where's the 4H kid!!!!???

 

[Bubblingbrooks]

DANG!

i was in town all day hoping that Debbie would have her babies while i was GONE

now i'm BACK and NOW she looks like she's gonna blow!

DANG!

* runs around wildly *

quick! i need pants and my bottle of tequila! where's the 4H kid!!!!???

You need a pair of rose colored lenses, so you can start watching

 

[Javamama]

OK, calm down. You need some hot water, a pair of sterile gloves, towels...hey why are you lying on the floor like that

I'll be here if you need me, I have experience with this sort of thing

 

[Bubblingbrooks]

I think the rest of us need buckets of cold water to throw on her throughout the process
I will go draw mine calmly and rationally

 

[Javamama]

And for heaven's sake, find her some pants!

...can you feel me laughing and pointing at you OFG? Just kidding. Sort of. Good luck with it.

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

* comes running in wildly from the barnyard, breathing heavy with a crazed look in her eye, *

ok status so far:

* nothing's happened yet i'm already covered in blukote
* i found my pants
* the 4H kid abandoned me for softball practice leaving only the unhelpful teen boy until the Mom comes home in 20 minutes
* we shot a possum

i do not make these things up

i'm grabbing some cookies and going back out. i've assigned one of the hens to handle the situation and i'm just going to stand there and eat cookies. Titan says he wants to stand there and eat the possum.