Quail_Antwerp: Words from the Barnyard...

[Quail_Antwerp]

So now you're rubbing it in?!

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

If I should put this up on Craigslist, do you think I'd get any takers?

Husband for Sale - hard working, when his back isn't hurting, doesn't eat much, smart alecky (which is why he's for sale) but hard working when his back isn't hurting...can do small household repairs, likes to be outdoors (when there's not a gazillion feet of white s____ on the ground), loves farming, is hard working when his back isn't hurting, has produced 5 offspring (not included), knows some about electrical and plumbing work, has green thumb, likes to hunt and fish, grows a mean garden - did I mention hard working when his back isn't hurting? Cheaply priced to sell - price negotiable - possibility of Free to Good Home - but all sales are final, no returns or refunds.

So, is it spring yet?

 

[kcsunshine]

Can I add mine to that and have a two-fer sale?

 

[Javamama]

I'll take both your husbands if they are the least bit handy and will work for food I got projects that need started and mine is too busy. Even if he wasn't too busy, he's so anal about doing everything just right that it takes for-freaking-ever to do the simplest things.
I should not complain. He's a great husband/father/housemate. Helps without even being asked. I just need a farm hand for a little bit.

Sigh. I am bored out of my mind. Watching snow fall has lost it's appeal. I need to get muddy, I need to DO something. I would cook, but I'm trying real hard not to gain weight. I could clean the house, but what's the point? It just gets dirty 5 minutes afterword. And dusting sets off my allergies. I don't drink, so that's out. Aw, heck maybe I'll make fudge and work it off when the sun makes a reappearance.
Let's all have a collective moment.

 

[FarmerDenise]

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

I'll take both your husbands if they are the least bit handy and will work for food I got projects that need started and mine is too busy. Even if he wasn't too busy, he's so anal about doing everything just right that it takes for-freaking-ever to do the simplest things.
I should not complain. He's a great husband/father/housemate. Helps without even being asked. I just need a farm hand for a little bit.

Sigh. I am bored out of my mind. Watching snow fall has lost it's appeal. I need to get muddy, I need to DO something. I would cook, but I'm trying real hard not to gain weight. I could clean the house, but what's the point? It just gets dirty 5 minutes afterword. And dusting sets off my allergies. I don't drink, so that's out. Aw, heck maybe I'll make fudge and work it off when the sun makes a reappearance.
Let's all have a collective moment.

i'm so with you. i gave up trying not to cook so today, after we had the sausage filled breakfast pizza, i'm making cinnamon rolls. i have to wear 47 layers of sweats anyway so who cares! man..... if i have to sweep the floor one more time i'm not sure what i'm going to do.

sigh.

and the stupid library doesnt even have my next dvd set (alias season2). drat.

 

[Javamama]

Alias was one of my favorite shows! Until the last season.

Update, the snow is still blowing.
We are going out for supper. I have to get out of this house. I'm going to get something fried and bad for me. And then tomorrow morning I'm making glazed yeast doughnuts. I can eat just one doughnut and be satisfied, so it's a diet safe food. How's that for logic?

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

Well, I guess I'll have to cancel my ad - he did a sinkful of dishes!

So, even if he is a bit smart alecky, I guess I'll keep him around for a little while............

 

[Javamama]

Darn, I thought I about had me a farm boy.

 

[The YardFarmers]

Well there you go..........
it's nice when husbands do something like that.

Now- it's the weekend and crummy out. Create yourself an at-home date just for fun. Candles/oil lamps only. Something good has to come out of being cooped up in the snow!