The Diary Of Hardly

[Tallman]

Didn't Hardly look at her eyebrows??????

I asked Hardly about this and here is what he said. "She was dressed in extree tight black leather an wore a black mask like the long ranger had, but you could tell at a glance that she was a girl type for sure. Everybody there called her Cat."

There you have it. I hope there are no more questions concerning this matter.

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

Well, Hardly could just ask her out and see if she will let him uh, _________________________ never mind...the phrase I was going to put might have got me in trouble!

 

[Tallman]

Well, Hardly could just ask her out and see if she will let him uh, _________________________ never mind...the phrase I was going to put might have got me in trouble!

Heck Quail I'll fill it in for you.

Well Hardly could just ask her out and see if she will let him discuss the color of her hair with her.


Heck what's so bad about that!

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

Well, Hardly could just ask her out and see if she will let him uh, _________________________ never mind...the phrase I was going to put might have got me in trouble!

Heck Quail I'll fill it in for you.

Well Hardly could just ask her out and see if she will let him discuss the color of her hair with her.


Heck what's so bad about that!

That's much better than what I was thinking! LOL That works, too! He could just ask her.

My first thought would have needed uh..muck boots?

 

[Tallman]

The Diary of Hardly

Date: It looks hopeless.


Deer Mr. Diary


Aint it funny how U think that U no sumwon, an then U larn sumthin new about them. Well, I have this heer cuzin named Emmily Don, an she an her huzband have this nice little house in the sitty, an she axed me 2 come down the other day an do sum yard work. She told me that she an her huzband were a goin 2 B gone 4 a couple uv days, an that wood B a good time 2 come do the work. She had left me a key 2 the house in a secret place under the door mat, but I cant tell U where or I wood be a givin out the secret. Anywaz I wint down an waz a workin in the yard an decided that I wood go in the house an get me a drink. Well, wile I waz in there the phone rang so I picked it up an said hello. It waz sumone with a message 4 Emmily Don. Now I believe in goin beyond the normal call uv duty so I took the message an put it under one uv the magnatized plastik photos on the electrikated icebox door.

Member win I said that sometimes U think U really no sumwon, but then U learn sumethin new? Well, jist soz U will understand watt I am a talkin about - here is the message along with watt I didnt know about Emmily Don.

The Message:

Sumwon frum the Gyna Collages called.
They said that the Papst Beer is normal.


I didnt no that Emmily Don drank beer.



Hardly

 

[rebecca100]

And when you think you know someone.......

 

[The Vail Benton's]

Is it just me or does anyone else hear Andy Griffith's voice when reading Hardly's diary?

 

[miss_thenorth]

Is it just me or does anyone else hear Andy Griffith's voice when reading Hardly's diary?

more like gomer Pyle's voice

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

Emmily Don's doctor violated HIPPA laws by giving Medical information to someone other than the patient!

 

[Tallman]

Emmily Don's doctor violated HIPPA laws by giving Medical information to someone other than the patient!

Hardly's family does not go to doctors that are "HIP!"