The Diary Of Hardly

[Tallman]

Dear Hardly,

Why not ask your friend Tallman to fix you up with a nice girl for a date? Does she really have to be a redhead? You might consider lowering your standards just a notch.....well, ok, it would be many notches if she is not a redhead....but you would be more likely to find someone to declare to.

What do they call a blonde who dyes her hair red? Artificial intelligence! She still might make a mean groundhog stew...

The Keeper of the Hardly Gate,

Freemotion

Dear Freelotion -

Tallman said 4 me 2 reply 2 U direct. Watt a privalage.

I axed the Tallman about watt U said above. U no about him helpin me get a datable girl an all howsomeever he told me that he waz rather tied up in the deciding business rite now. U see - he an Misses Tallman have been married 2 each other 4 40 years. So I axed him how he made it work an all. He said, "Well, Hardly, when my wife and I got married years and years ago, we decided that she would make all the little decisions for us, and I would make all the big ones".

I axed, "Can U give me an xample?"

He said, "Sure, for example she decided where we would live, what farm we would buy, how many kids we would have, where I would work, and how we would spend and invest our money among other things."

"Woweee" I said, "Watt did U decide."

"Oh, I decided things like foreign policy, our next supreme court justice, when the next space shot was to be launched, who should run for president, and stuff like that."



So mis Freelotion, there U have it. The Tallman is rather busy with all uv his responsablities, but I am thinking about discussin the matter with Missis Tallman coz it looks 2 me like she makes rite smart decisions. After all, she did choose the Tallman.

Hardly

 

[freemotion]

Sounds like a great plan, Hardly!

 

[Tallman]

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[dacjohns]

I'm glad he found his rip cord, otherwise we wouldn't hear anymore of his stories.

 

[freemotion]

Sounds like Ms. Tallman had better hurry up with her task of finding you someone to declare to, before you get yourself all squished!

 

[Tallman]

Sounds like Ms. Tallman had better hurry up with her task of finding you someone to declare to, before you get yourself all squished!

Deer Freecommotion,

Ms. Tallman(woman) told me I cud rite 2 U about this. I am a hopin it is OK.

After a talk with Ms. Tallman(woman), I have decided 2 make a proper an fittin house call on Hilda Lou.

U mite member Hilda Lou. I carried a bunch uv stuf 2 her house won time frum her paws store. It is all recorded proper like on this hear forem on page 4 post #36.

I hav made the decide to let Hilda Lou no that I want to court her in open public an all. Ms. Tallman(woman) told me that I do not half 2 declare for a girl win I first meet her. I can do sum courtin, an then declare 4 her later if I am uv a mind 2. So - I am a changin my Red Poem soz it will set a proper mood, an then I am a gonna read it 2 her an hopefulllee she will agree 2 courtableize with me.

I am a hopin that U don't object 2 this directable action with Hilda Lou.


Hardly

 

[Farmfresh]

Go Hardly GO!

 

[Dace]

So Freecommotion what do you think?

 

[big brown horse]

"Freecommotion"!!!

 

[Dace]

"Freecommotion"!!!

I was always partial to Freelotion but this one is good too!