Wannabefree...guess what I got in the mail today!?!?!?!?

[FarmerJamie]

guys, I need a chuckle or two tonight...whatcha got?

 

[aggieterpkatie]

You can laugh at my technologically illiterate self. :/ I've had my new webcam for a week and cannot figure out how to make it work as a barn cam, so I'm getting ready to box it up and return it.

 

[FarmerJamie]

An IT Project Manager, a hardware engineer, and a software developer are sight-seeing in the mountains after a technical conference. As they start to descend from the summit, the brakes appear to fail, and they begin to careen wildly down the mountain road. They are able to get the car stopped partway down, and all stumble out of the car.

They start chatting:
the project manager, "Everyone sit tight, I'm calling triple-A for help"

the hardware engineer, "Let me take a closer look, I might be able to fix this".

the software developer, "that wasn't supposed to happen, before we do anything thing, lets get back in and try again."

rum-pa-pum.

 

[Wannabefree]

An IT Project Manager, a hardware engineer, and a software developer are sight-seeing in the mountains after a technical conference. As they start to descend from the summit, the brakes appear to fail, and they begin to careen wildly down the mountain road. They are able to get the car stopped partway down, and all stumble out of the car.

They start chatting:
the project manager, "Everyone sit tight, I'm calling triple-A for help"

the hardware engineer, "Let me take a closer look, I might be able to fix this".

the software developer, "that wasn't supposed to happen, before we do anything thing, lets get back in and try again."

rum-pa-pum.

I wish I had a few jokes to share but my brain is too tired.

 

[Wannabefree]

So what did you do with the goat's milk?

It's in the fridge.

I must be getting tired. The first time I read that, I thought you said "it's in the fudge

You're just wanting some peanut butter fudge

 

[rebecca100]

I still can't believe my milk goat died. I am so jealous! I want some goat milk. No more goats for me, but i did get a CRICKET farm yesterday!

 

[FarmerJamie]

It's in the fridge.

I must be getting tired. The first time I read that, I thought you said "it's in the fudge

You're just wanting some peanut butter fudge

oh yeah....

 

[Shiloh Acres]

No more goats for me, but i did get a CRICKET farm yesterday!

I'm afraid to ask what you harvest from crickets???


Hehe, sorry ...

 

[FarmerJamie]

What's up tonight, Wannabefree?

 

[Wannabefree]

I still can't believe my milk goat died. I am so jealous! I want some goat milk. No more goats for me, but i did get a CRICKET farm yesterday!

Oh I am so sorry rebecca!!! Why no more goats?