Call me crazy, but I think I'm just going to tell them to go ahead and put me in jail. Free room, free AC, maid service, healthcare, free cable T.V., don't have to lift a finger to do a thing, and don't have to pay.....it's looking pretty darn good. I bet I don't pay that $75
Give me a dang mini vacation...sheesh...think I won't take it...they got me confused with somebody who gives a crap about their stupid city making money...pshhhh! They pulled over the wrong one this time. They won't see a penny out of anybodies pocket but their own, they can just put me up in the crossbar hotel for a night or two. I got nothin to lose. The more I think about it, the better it looks
Besides I've never been to jail before, so it'll be a new vacation destination all completely FREE!!! I'd be crazy not to take it!!! Right?!?!

3 miles over the speed limit, but he said I was still in the 30 mph zone....well known speed trap capital of the state we're talking about here. low life jerk faces. :/FarmerJamie said:I guess you could always plead the insanity defense, just print off a log of your postings here...
Were you going over the speed limit?![]()
Vent away here sister, that's what we're here for....
Cindi's day:
http://www.220.ro/desene-animate/Looney-Tunes-Big-House-Bunny/KZsVsnZEBH/
Wannabefree said:3 miles over the speed limit, but he said I was still in the 30 mph zone....well known speed trap capital of the state we're talking about here. low life jerk faces. :/FarmerJamie said:I guess you could always plead the insanity defense, just print off a log of your postings here...
Were you going over the speed limit?![]()
Vent away here sister, that's what we're here for....
Cindi's day:
http://www.220.ro/desene-animate/Looney-Tunes-Big-House-Bunny/KZsVsnZEBH/
anywho...yeah insanity...but uh...I'm not technically insane, just headed into that general direction.
DD made it all better this afternoon by coming in ranting and we got into a big fat yelling match....jail doesn't have 14 year old ungrateful brats...looking better still all the time![]()

Abi will you be my long lost sister cause you're so darn cool?abifae said:Prison is HIGH on my list of ways to make it through if I was ever truly homeless![]()