Wifezilla's Rampage - Weekend Update w/ pics

ohiofarmgirl

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Glen and Hen cut him off: Just a What? A gimic? Well, you smelt it you dealt it. Give us our car.

Car Dealer: *blink blink*
wait wait.. i cant get past "you smelt it you dealt it"

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 

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Wifezilla said:
i cant get past "you smelt it you dealt it"
I just assumed she was going to trade bucks....
That's exactly what I think whenever I see their ads. "Ah! Now I know what to do if I breed Daisy and get bucklings instead of doelings! Trade 'em for a car!"
We aren't even going to get into the basement full of model trains, or the used hovercraft in the front yard..... it technically has to be registered as a boat.
 

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So I moved a piece of the skirt around the hot tub and a bunch of HUGE wasps came flying out and one stung me ON THE BOOB!!!!

I freaking kid you not!!!

Hubby grabbed the wasp spray and avenged my death...well my near mortal wounding...well, that lump that definitely does NOT belong between the twins.

His medical advice. Drink more beer. I am in good hands.
 

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Wifezilla said:
So I moved a piece of the skirt around the hot tub and a bunch of HUGE wasps came flying out and one stung me ON THE BOOB!!!!

I freaking kid you not!!!

Hubby grabbed the wasp spray and avenged my death...well my near mortal wounding...well, that lump that definitely does NOT belong between the twins.

His medical advice. Drink more beer. I am in good hands.
Ouch. Be careful with that beer. If you spill any you might get more than you bargained for.
 
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