Wifezilla's Rampage - Weekend Update w/ pics

Wannabefree

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Henrietta23 said:
glenolam said:
You know...there's a car dealership around her that says they take ANYTHING in trade....

GOATS, BOATS, PLANES OR TRAINS....

Maybe they take ducks?



(The link is to one of their craigslist ads)
Yep, right here in my town as a matter of fact.
Don't think I have thought about taking a goat in just to see what they'd say!! Here's a link to their ad:
http://gatesgmcnissan.com/custom/gates_gets_it/
You have SO got to do that and video it for us to be able to see the salesmans face :lol:
 

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That would be a good YouTube video!
 

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I sooooooo think to try that each time I hear their ad.



Glen and Hen show up with about 15 goats in a trailor: So...we got some goats. Can we get a car?

Car Dealer: Ummmm.... *blink blink*

Glen and Hen: Your ad says you take goats in trade, right?

Car Deler: Well, yes, but that's just a.....

Glen and Hen cut him off: Just a What? A gimic? Well, you smelt it you dealt it. Give us our car.

Car Dealer: *blink blink*
 

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Oh, and then we'd laugh all the way home in our "Smart Car" as the goats drop their welcome berries all over the showroom floor, jump on desks and eat the sales flyers.
 

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:gig At the very least we can use it as leverage for them to fix the grammar on their roadside signs. "We have Nissan's." "We have Altima's" If they won't give us a car maybe they'll give us a few of their spare apostrophes. Or should I say apostrophe's? :he
 

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glenolam said:
Glen and Hen show up with about 15 goats in a trailor: So...we got some goats. Can we get a car?

Car Dealer: Ummmm.... *blink blink*

Glen and Hen: Your ad says you take goats in trade, right?

Car Deler: Well, yes, but that's just a.....

Glen and Hen cut him off: Just a What? A gimic? Well, you smelt it you dealt it. Give us our car.

Car Dealer: *blink blink*
:yuckyuck

Hen, bad grammar on signs drives me nuts. Right up there with "10 items or less" lanes.
 

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abifae said:
glenolam said:
Glen and Hen show up with about 15 goats in a trailor: So...we got some goats. Can we get a car?

Car Dealer: Ummmm.... *blink blink*

Glen and Hen: Your ad says you take goats in trade, right?

Car Deler: Well, yes, but that's just a.....

Glen and Hen cut him off: Just a What? A gimic? Well, you smelt it you dealt it. Give us our car.

Car Dealer: *blink blink*
:yuckyuck

Hen, bad grammar on signs drives me nuts. Right up there with "10 items or less" lanes.
Uh huh! Especially since these are Corporate Nissan signs.... goodness!!
 

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:lol: That's too funny. I wonder if they take clunker goats? OR is it goat's? :gig
 
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