Abifae - Ciao Babies!

[Wifezilla]

There are several people who made her cry by refusing to visit because they "weren't comfortable with hospitals".

I had only met Dar in person once. When I heard about the cancer I made her a doctor-shaped voodoo doll so she could stick pins in it to get revenge on them for poking her full of holes. It was the least I could do

Here it is before I put on the lab coat

 

[abifae]

She loved it very much

LOL!!!

 

[noobiechickenlady]

There are several people who made her cry by refusing to visit because they "weren't comfortable with hospitals".

I had only met Dar in person once. When I heard about the cancer I made her a doctor-shaped voodoo doll so she could stick pins in it to get revenge on them for poking her full of holes. It was the least I could do

That. Is. Awesome!

 

[Henrietta23]

Yeh Zumba is huge here too!

I haven't done it. Ballroom is definitely for me though. Getting my back in shape!! When I hold my posture right, I don't hurt as much. Fancy that! LOL!!!

The sad thing is my posture is MUCH better than most folk's.

Saw my naturopath today and she suggested Zumba. Sorry, but anything that resembles dancing in public isn't gonna happen here. Why is it I feel my exercise must look torturous?

 

[abifae]

Saw my naturopath today and she suggested Zumba. Sorry, but anything that resembles dancing in public isn't gonna happen here. Why is it I feel my exercise must look torturous?

Glutton for punishment? LOL

 

[Henrietta23]

Saw my naturopath today and she suggested Zumba. Sorry, but anything that resembles dancing in public isn't gonna happen here. Why is it I feel my exercise must look torturous?

Glutton for punishment? LOL

If I'd been doing any formal exercise you could say so.

 

[abifae]

*laughing*

Dance is the most fun form of exercise. No. Sex is. Good sex. But dance is second best.

 

[Dace]

Abi!

Do you have a boyfriend? (speaking of sex....sorry, I am nosy)

 

[abifae]

It is really weird hanging out with Helen. She is the mom person.

She doesn't know whether or not I teethed. She doesn't realize I had a severe accident in middle school that gave me grand mal seizures and a bad back that I'm only now healing because everyone said it didn't happen. She isn't sure when I walked or talked or teethed.

Only when she isn't trying to keep the story straight do I get real answers. Like she wrote that I withdrew entirely at age three, but that it didn't matter because she was stressed out too.

So I hang out with her and things come up that are only explained by something in the past that she doesn't believe in. It drives me nuts.

However, I got picnic food tomorrow and razors paid for. I haven't shaved in a month LOL. My blade is 2 months old so I'm only doing armpits so I don't stink *laughing*

I do have a hypothesis that correctly explains every single confusion in my childhood, though. And any hypothesis that leaves no questions unanswered is likely a pretty good one. I think my dad knocked up some chick overseas and had to take me. I went home to America at two or three. I also am almost positive Helen had a still born within a couple years of getting me. She says that I was born half size, purple, and not really breathing, but the next day, I was full sized and healthy. Um, two years later and a toddler, maybe?

 

[abifae]

Abi!

Do you have a boyfriend? (speaking of sex....sorry, I am nosy)

No but I need one. I at LEAST need a f*ck buddy. I should leave the house more. Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!