Beekissed
Mountain Sage
Oh, Becca! Out of the goodness of my heart, I will offer my freezer in which to store your poultry......Not sure if I have that kind of stamina -- or freezer space.
Oooh, better yet: I will cook it for you and let you know how it was! 

Sometimes I hate the commitments I've made, though I know they are also good for me.
Even if I send the birds to your freezer, the first issue is getting them dead. 
