Coffee's Ready, Come and Sit on the Porch

[CrealCritter]

Turkey chicks in town at Rural King $9.99 each, they look like BBW.

Jesus is Lord and Christ

 

[Mini Horses]

Turkey poults are always pricey. At auction I see people pay $12-$18 for week olds. I can buy a small bird frozen for just a little more on holiday sales.

 

[CrealCritter]

I know it's 58 and sunny but he's not ready yet bessey.

Jesus is Lord and Christ

 

[FarmerJamie]

Dang it. FIL is on our phone plan. He's 800 miles away and just lost his lifelong best friend. His phone broke. Went to get a replacement phone. They tricked him to not only buy a new phone, but leave our plan, get a new account business plan and a new phone number.

Southern woman anger activated. She is trying to get it sorted out with the vendor

 

[frustratedearthmother]

They tricked him to not only buy a new phone, but leave our plan, get a new account business plan and a new phone number

Holy Cow! That's terrible, and I almost feel sorry for them when she gets through with 'em, lol!

 

[CrealCritter]

Southern woman anger activated. She is trying to get it sorted out with the vendor

She's gonna puts some words on them, that clorox won't warsh off.

Jesus is Lord and Christ

 

[FarmerJamie]

She channeled her late mother. Scots Irish southern women are not to be trifled with.

No bad words out of her month, but the point was made. Heaven help the store sales associate and their manager tomorrow when he will show up and the wife gets them on the phone.

I know what I was marrying. Lololol

 

[CrealCritter]

When you run out of ketchup but your wife says: "good thing I have a case more"

Jesus is Lord and Christ

 

[CrealCritter]

She channeled her late mother. Scots Irish southern women are not to be trifled with.

No bad words out of her month, but the point was made. Heaven help the store sales associate and their manager tomorrow when he will show up and the wife gets them on the phone.

I know what I was marrying. Lololol

It's simply not wise to mess with a southern woman's family.

Jesus is Lord and Christ

 

[baymule]

Bless their little ol’ pea pickin’ hearts!

Bless your heart is Southern Speak for “You are STUPID “

Bless their little ol’ pea pickin’ hearts!
Means they gonna DIE!