Hillfarm - good news, thank heavens.

[colowyo0809]

oh, I love you!!
you are gonna fit in just perfect here! don't worry about being blunt or subtle, as long as you don't come right out and call people stupid or use bad words you'll be fine!

and a new bed is great for :bun of course, so is a corn maze!

Thank you. Ya'll seem like a great crowd. (makes mental note, no bad words, no bad words, no bad words.)

Corn maze huh??? Details...

lol, lets just say an empty corn maze in the middle of the week leads to possibilities and leave it at that i would like to not get your thread shut down

 

[hillfarm]

Gotcha. I am assuming it was your corn field, if not, well kinky.

 

[colowyo0809]

Gotcha. I am assuming it was your corn field, if not, well kinky.

haha, no it was one of those u pick em pumpkin places that also offers mazes and farm animals and such

 

[hillfarm]

Gotcha. I am assuming it was your corn field, if not, well kinky.

haha, no it was one of those u pick em pumpkin places that also offers mazes and farm animals and such

Lord, can you imagine, you're out there loving nature in all your glory and along comes memaw and her snot nose 2 year old grandbaby. She's in all a flutter, going nuts to the management on how she was just trying to have a nice christian outing and get her wittle grandboy a pumpkin, and there you were.
As my mama would say " going at it like caged heathens." Now I doubt my mama ever saw a caged heathen, but I believe it's Texas translation for tearing it up.

I hope your enjoyed yourself immensly, and maybe any onlookers were run off by the "noises". I have never been that brave, but I was talked into fun in an elevator, got busted by three military guys. They were there when the doors opened at 4 a.m. We were on a cruise ship, their elevators are fully mirrored.

 

[colowyo0809]

Gotcha. I am assuming it was your corn field, if not, well kinky.

haha, no it was one of those u pick em pumpkin places that also offers mazes and farm animals and such

Lord, can you imagine, you're out there loving nature in all your glory and along comes memaw and her snot nose 2 year old grandbaby. She's in all a flutter, going nuts to the management on how she was just trying to have a nice christian outing and get her wittle grandboy a pumpkin, and there you were.
As my mama would say " going at it like caged heathens." Now I doubt my mama ever saw a caged heathen, but I believe it's Texas translation for tearing it up.

I hope your enjoyed yourself immensly, and maybe any onlookers were run off by the "noises". I have never been that brave, but I was talked into fun in an elevator, got busted by three military guys. They were there when the doors opened at 4 a.m. We were on a cruise ship, their elevators are fully mirrored.

ha! my SO would be riding in that elevator going for a chance to meet those three military guys in that elevator he's fun that way lol

 

[hillfarm]

The best part was when they looked intrigued and not appalled. Not bad for a married chick with three kids. :bun

They even offered to get a different elevator so we could tidy up.

We still giggle at that, that was the same honeymoon cruise where we went to breakfast and another couple asked if we were in the suite on the corner, 402 B, or whatever it was. We said ya, and she turned red and said, oh, we heard you this morning and last nite.
I nearly crawled under the table. Hubby sat there all proud.

As to the comment about your SO, don't you love a frisky man?

 

[PamsPride]

 

[dragonlaurel]

Those moments may be embarrassing when they happen, but they make great memories later. ;-D I never have tried it in an elevator . . . yet, but I had a cop interrupt things when I was "enjoying nature" :bun when I was younger. Ooops ! They gave us a minute to get our clothes on and checked our Id to make sure we weren't wanted for any crimes then told us to "get out of there".

 

[colowyo0809]

ah darlin I love your thread! it makes me giggle inside every time I read it! thanks!

 

[hillfarm]

OK. I'm done, stick a fork in me..

Four o clock this morning. I kick my new exspensive pillow off the bed, It hits the half gallon can of paint on the floor. I left it there last nite because I forgot about it after touching up the walls.

The can spilled out all over the carpet, new carpet. I know this has happened because when I get up to pee I feel a squish between my toes. I look down and my phone is floating in the mess. along with my new purse.

Then I realize when I get to work I have left the water on since three o clock yesterday on my magnolia.

I have too much on my plate. I realize this. But dag nabbit. I mean honestly. Why does it have to be like this?

Did I mention that we meet with the lawyer tonite to determine if we are going to ask for jail time for my ex for non payment. Yep, I married a winner the first time.
He owns his own business, for nearly thirty years. He put it in his dad's name and took a job at auto zone part time for minimum wage to get his support lowered. Yeah, he's a hero.

So today is a day I need to start over. I think I may go and buy something. Sometimes that helps, I already had a king size twix for breakfast. Yep, you heard me. KING size. Followed by a Dr. Pepper. It's either gain ten pounds or spend money. It's the only thing that helps.

Tomorrow will be a better day. Tomorrow will be a better day. Tomorrow will be a better day. Or I'm getting out the killing stick and sombody else is gonna suffer along with me.