Ohiofarmgirl'sAdventuresinTheGoodLand-where ya been? whatcha been doin

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We're glad to have you back, for sure! Hold down that couch and drink plenty of fluids (besides coffee!). Once you are calmed down a bit by being away from the hubbub and are eating real food again, you'll feel better. Have some bacon...

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

*spits out coffee and spills bacon into lap*

Free! how did you know!!! its like you're magic!

(and yes i'm taking it easy on the coffee - i'll make up for it with 2 more glasses of water.....i'm going for the 'lots of caffeine will make you seem better effect)

 

[kcsunshine]

You're sucking up all that expensive coffee you bought on your trip, aren't you? Bad OFG.

 

[bibliophile birds]

my doors were blown off by a mazerati. i think he was goin 185. oh yes... i remembered... this is the place where all the money is... then i laughed because my neighbor has a $250,000 combine that he only drives 2 weeks out of the year. yeah... mr mazerati, i'm all impressed and stuff. you just keep on drivin' that car...

hahahahaha. i love it. i remember a bunch of the kids from high school (who lived in the rich suburbs and had doctors for parents) thought that my family must be on the poor side because we lived and worked a farm and i didn't drive a crazy expensive new car.

then, my econ teacher was doing a lecture on long (looooooong) term investing and one of his examples was my family farm (which my great-grandfather bought, way back when- it's known under that name and not our family name). he was talking about what the land would be worth now and the kind of money that it was probably generating. of course, everyone in my class knew that it was my farm and, out of nowhere, i had a lot of "new friends" who wanted to hang out.

NO THANK YOU!

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

BARNYARD SCANDAL!

** PICTURES TOO SCANDALOUS TO SHOW ON THIS FAMILY SITE!** text only below. see here for pix:
http://adventuresinthegoodland.blogspot.com/2010/07/barnyard-scandal.html
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This just in! Barnyard Tonite reports a salacious new scandal. Sources close to the barnyard report that OD, the gander, was involved in an affair with a DUCK....while his mate, Penny, set her nest!

Compromising pictures were anonymously sent to BYZ (BarnYard Zone) showing OD engaged in a romantic affair with Miss Dash! The two were seen canoodling by the gate but denied that they were there together.

But then shocking photos revealed the truth!

We see OD leering at Dash by the turkeys while a shocked Daisy looks on.

A witness on the scene, Daisy, said they looked awfully cozy together. Representatives say these photos were Photoshopped and while both sides admit they were there at the same time, it was just a publicity stunt.

But neither side could account for more damning photos...

Like David admiring Bathsheba, who can deny that these two being "more than just friends."

Especially when leans in for a quick peck..

She pretends to bat him away...

"Stop it," she coyly said....than fluttered her eyelashes.

The shocked looks on these faces tell the truth - Dash is a home wrecker!

Ashamed, they realize they have been caught.

The hens are all a-cluck over this story condemning OD, new father of 8, who's marriage has previously been heralded as a model in the barnyard. Its clear he has been ruined. Sources close to the philandering gander say that he needs rehab as he clearly has an addiction...while those near Penny's camp say he just needs a good beating.

Runner, the turkey hen, tweeted her support to Penny and said that "The mate is always the last to know." While Miss Duck, who has previously been linked to OD, said "What did Penny think would happen? I mean, she got all fat while sitting on her nest - and that OD is a real gander."

Miss Duck (can be seen with OD), claims she is not a gold digger.

Its yet to be seen if Penny stands by her gander, but our polls clearly show that she should kick him to the curb.

Barnyard Poll: OD - keep or ditch:
Keep: 23%
Dump his cheatin' tail: 77%

And what of Miss Dash?

She says only that she wants "the truth to be known." But its been heavily rumored that she is being paid well over 2 full bags of corn to publish her tell-all book "Forbidden Love, a tale of Goose and Duck." She told reporters that she was approached by PlayDrake to do a centerfold, but she refused saying that she "has more class than that." It remains to be seen whether any love children will hatch out of this...this... dangerous liaison. Our sources say that Jerry Springer has been contacted to do DNA testing to prove who's the baby-daddy, just in case.

There is no word on whether there will be a custody hearing. For now the family has been holed up in the Goose House and have been keeping reporters at bay. They have been repeatedly swarmed by the paparazzi (the beez) and have pleaded for privacy in this difficult time.

We'll have more updates as this story unfolds.

 

[murphysranch]

Ha ha ha...sounds just like the humans!

Very cute!

 

[emilosevich]

Oh how funny I just love it

 

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Ducks gots eyelashes?????

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

love it!

 

[BeccaOH]

Too funny.
OFG, you are a great writer!!