Oh, I almost forgot - funny story - sometimes when I read about your antics - I almost feel like you're my twin. I thought I was the only one who could screw up a perfectly good day without really trying.
One day I did something similar. I was driving our old Bronco, I think it was an '89. I somehow got it stuck over a parking curb--front wheels went right over. Didn't help that the curb was covered in a foot of snow. some other woman ( who I knew to be a complete tool)came over and out of her truck and says--do you want me to pull you out of there? She says this as I'm out of the truck locking the hubs so I could get myself out. and I look at her in her chevy 4x4 and kinda laugh. I got myself out, thank you very much
On hindsight, I shoulda let her try. Key word being try. That might have been a laugh.
I'm headed out to a campfire for s'mores with a twist. Chocolate graham cracker, peanut butter, dark chocolate bars and a perfectly toasted marshmallow. I'm going to have to try it with Nutella soon too. I might need some kind of spiked hot chocolate to follow. I needs my chocolate today too. I got the sniffles.
Cheers!