"liverstation" - the devastation one feels when one finally gets their lazy butt up to make liverwurst and realizes that your fresh livers are kinda... well.....funky smellin...and so you have to boil them up for the dogs and chickens and stank up your house.
"hogwonderment" - a curious sense of concern one feels when they cant remember what they did with their hog heads....
btw: Both FedEx and UPS deliver to our home. Priority overnight shipping, with an 8:30 a.m. delivery time please. That way it won't spoil in our 60's degree weather.