Ohiofarmgirl'sAdventuresinTheGoodLand-where ya been? whatcha been doin

[ohiofarmgirl]

the scene: Oval Office Press Briefing Room, a flunky introduces the spokesperson. a carefully coiffed and smartly attired representative steps forward....

Thank you for coming. We'd like to address the rumors that there has been some kind of military action in the upper garden. The fact is this just is not true. We have it on good authority that a weather balloon may have crashed in that vicinity. Reports of some kind of bug uprising have been greatly exaggerated and I can assure you that there is no "destructo-bug" within our borders. The widely circulated youtube videos showing a soldier known as Lucky being held hostage by some kind of insurgent insect regime is a hoax and not credible.

We are not taking questions at this time. Thank you for coming and help yourself to some green beans on the way out.

*the press instantly jumps to its feet, flashbulbs pop, questions are hurled at the representative, microphones are everywhere......the scene is chaos and immediately the pundits start spinning to story in all ridiculous angles.*

 

[sunsaver]

"Stone Rockman here, with a news flash! Reports are coming in from farms all across the state of Ohio, of giant destructo bugs of unknown origin! That's right ladies and gentlemen, giant insects are ravaging crops, and there have been several reports of missing farm animals! More news at eleven."

 

[savingdogs]

I love you, OFG.

X2!



I just got told I'm laughing too loud, I'm disturbing everyone!

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

* somewhere in a bunker in the upper garden, the command center is taking direct hits and pieces of rubble and dirt fall on the map in front of OFG, her comm officer - a duck hen named Daisy - is desperately trying to rely a message and is shouting over the din of the raging battle outside *

Daisy: Sir! We have located Lucky - he's being held by the insurgents under the grape arbor!
Titan to his attache - one of the younger hens: Tell my men to be ready to move in 5....
OFG: belay that order, Colonel!
Ti: But sir, we need to get an extraction team to the location...
OFG: Yes, yes of course but I need you to mount an offensive with the heavily armored mounts - a direct attack. You need to buy us some time.
Ti: You mean....
OFG: Yes, bring out my hog riders!
Ti, saluting and hurrying off, barking orders: Unleash the pigz! Mount up boys its time to hunt bugs.

Daisy: But who will rescue Lucky? They have him held deep in the grape thicket!
OFG: We have no choice but to bring out..... Duck Team Six
*a collective gasp from the command center brings everything to a silent stand still....*
Daisy, breathlessly: You cant mean...
OFG: You heard me.
Daisy: But sir, them boys aint right.
OFG: I'm aware of the risks. Issue the order - bring out... the runner ducks!
* Daisy hurries away relaying instructions and looking worried*

OFG looks out at the raging battle..... "Hold on, Lucky, momma is coming for you... just hold on a little while longer...."

In the distance Col Ti leads the charge as the barn cats Shine and BobCat ride the pigz on a direct collision course to the Insurgent Insect stronghold.....

 

[sunsaver]

This is getting good!

 

[freemotion]

NOOOOO!!!!!! Not the runner ducks! Not the runner ducks! Save the women and children! AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

[Wifezilla]

She called out the ducks?!?!? This is way more serious than I thought!

 

[Farmfresh]

 

[abifae]

 

[FarmerJamie]

Oh the horrors, what have I done???

*launching predator drone from a secret NE Ohio location, last seen winging toward the southwest*

WE MUST HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION OF JUST WHAT IS HAPPENING DOWN THERE!!!!!