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savingdogs

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Duck!

:th What was that thud?

Oh, sorry, that was just me falling over. :hide

*SD tries to look nonchalant and like she knows what is going on when she hasn't the foggiest.*

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Drone pilot FJ to acting CO: "We are getting visual confirmation now, sir. It appears to be a, well uh...."
"What is it, captain FJ?"
"Looks like all H has broke loose, sir. I can see Commander OFG with a flame thrower, and barncats riding wild pigs."
"What! Have you lost your mind, FJ?"
"No sir! I repeat. Cats on hogs!"
"But OFG would never release the secret weapon, unless..."
"Sir! I can see what appears to be giant bugs, and a dog that- what the...."
"A dog that what, FG? What are you seeing?"
"A dog in body armor, sir; being carried by giant insects!"
"FJ, report for psych evaluation! Land your drone ASAP!"
"But sir! What about Commander OFG! She needs some air support, right now!
Meanwhile, back in Ohio, OFG is facing a growing situation.
 

Javamama

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...looking toward OFG's place...sees smoke on the horizon...must have been quite a night. *notes there has been an unusual number of helos flying over this morning

I hear tell of a new turkey hen-momma in the ranks that spit nails and can freeze evil beasts with her glare.

well, I'm off to the fair. Don't call me for backup or bail :D
 

Wifezilla

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"Where is my gorram space ship!"

Wait...is someone watching Firefly with the volume cranked or was that...can't be...

"I need my sky to be a lot less empty!"

Mal is sounding a bit high pitched....
 

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funny as heck gal! you write well!

but get out that tin foil hat and when you do, make an appt. with a shrink :gig :lol:
 

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I'm a little worried. Col. OFG hasn't reported in since oh-dark-thirty...you don't think....?? :hide
 

FarmerJamie

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*initiating OFG search mode with DRONE1 *** looking of high concentrations of bacon and tequila ****searching***
 

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Ohio is in stealth mode
no contact, sneaky, quiet
waiting to strike
 
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