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The Diary Of Hardly
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Quail_Antwerp
Cold is on the Right, Hot is on The Left
oh goodness!! Hardly that was hilarious!! and true, too! no one can work in the dark! unless you're a bat....or a mosquito...
kcsunshine
Almost Self-Reliant
Oh Hardly - I laughed 'til I cried. You need to sneak on Tallman's computer more often. You sure do make my day! 
Dace
Revolution in Progress
Bwahahahahaa.....oh Hardly, you are a silly guy! I guess that's why we love you 
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Dace
Revolution in Progress
oh my, I think you are right..... Two wrongs DO make a right!
kcsunshine
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Yep! You're right on track to become our president, Hardly. Just keep up that crooked math.
dacjohns
Our Frustrated Curmudgeon
I've been thinking real hard about this and I think that maybe the second time you bought feed it was on sale.
You know what? Never mind. Feed being on sale has nothing to do with it.
You know what? Never mind. Feed being on sale has nothing to do with it.
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Tallman
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The Diary of Hardly
Date: Still a datin by letter.
Deer Mr. Diary -
The other day down at the feed store a bunch uv the fellers waz a talkin an the subject uv R political problems in Washinton came up. Well there waz all kinds uv stuff said, but nobody disagreed on 1 uv the subjects an that is the fact that we are in trouble an R elected offishells R no help at all. I didnt enter in on the discussions coz Im just a young feller, and I needs 2 be listenin and learnin, but it seems to me that R problem is the American voter. He an or she voted these here people into office. I can best disscribe watt Im a thinkin in a pairable uv my own words.
Won day a very nice gentleman waz a walkin down the street an came across a homelessized man a diggin in a dumpster. The gentleman jist kuddnt pass by an not offer 2 help this feller so he axed if he cud take him down the street an buy him a meal at a very fine resterrant. A little bewilderated at this the homeless man agreed.
As the two entered one uv the most wonderfull places in the hole country 2 eat, the gentlemen uv the two told the homeless feller that he cud eat watt ever he wanted an the bill wood be paid. The homeless gent looked around, waited a minnit an then said, Can I go out back an eat out uv there dumpster?
Seems 2 me that this is watt the American voters hav been a doin. The voter haz been eatin out uv the garbage 4 so long he or she just cant seem to brake the habit win the lection comes around. They seem 2 jist go out an vote 4 the one who promisses 2 dump out the most garbage.
Hardly
Date: Still a datin by letter.
Deer Mr. Diary -
The other day down at the feed store a bunch uv the fellers waz a talkin an the subject uv R political problems in Washinton came up. Well there waz all kinds uv stuff said, but nobody disagreed on 1 uv the subjects an that is the fact that we are in trouble an R elected offishells R no help at all. I didnt enter in on the discussions coz Im just a young feller, and I needs 2 be listenin and learnin, but it seems to me that R problem is the American voter. He an or she voted these here people into office. I can best disscribe watt Im a thinkin in a pairable uv my own words.
Won day a very nice gentleman waz a walkin down the street an came across a homelessized man a diggin in a dumpster. The gentleman jist kuddnt pass by an not offer 2 help this feller so he axed if he cud take him down the street an buy him a meal at a very fine resterrant. A little bewilderated at this the homeless man agreed.
As the two entered one uv the most wonderfull places in the hole country 2 eat, the gentlemen uv the two told the homeless feller that he cud eat watt ever he wanted an the bill wood be paid. The homeless gent looked around, waited a minnit an then said, Can I go out back an eat out uv there dumpster?
Seems 2 me that this is watt the American voters hav been a doin. The voter haz been eatin out uv the garbage 4 so long he or she just cant seem to brake the habit win the lection comes around. They seem 2 jist go out an vote 4 the one who promisses 2 dump out the most garbage.
Hardly
kcsunshine
Almost Self-Reliant
Absolutely the best description of what our political system has turned into I've ever heard. You are wise beyond your years Hardly.
