The Diary Of Hardly

[Tallman]

The Diary of Hardly

Date: Sonday



Deer Mr. Diary

I have always thought that the date above waz a question bout my dating life, but I have learned that U wanted the kalander date. So frum now on I endtend 2 do it rite!

Hardly

 

[freemotion]

No-no-no!!!! It is about your dating life!!!! The computer automatically puts in the date and time so the other request for date information is about the ladies in your life!

 

[Tallman]

No-no-no!!!! It is about your dating life!!!! The computer automatically puts in the date and time so the other request for date information is about the ladies in your life!

Deer Freepromotion -

The Tallone said that I cud send U a direct forum note about ur last post 2 me.

I diddn't no that the forum exfixeated the kalendar date 2 the posted posts. That must be watt they call a dating service. Cents the forum haz this hear service, it seems only natural then that the diary wants 2 no bout my lady dating waz. With that in mind, I will go back 2 my old 4mat. Thanks 4 bringin this 2 my emmediate inttension.

An jist 4 yur enformation, I am a savin up sum money soz I can make a fone call 2 Hilda Lou. Iffin I get the call put thru, can it go down in the books as a fone date?

Hardly

 

[freemotion]

Abso-stinkin'-lutely!

 

[Tallman]

The Diary of Hardly

Date: YUP - A FONE DATE


Deer Mr. Diary

Well Mr. Diary, I dun it. Yesderday waz Hilda Lous birthday an I had me a nuff mony saved 2 give her a call so win I wint into town 4 supplies I walked over 2 Brady Beermores tavern 2 use his pay fone. I axed Brady how to make a long distance call an he told me jist watt to say to the operater an all so I dun jist like he said an a girl answered an talked 2 the operator sum and then the girl said hello 2 me. I axed 2 talk to Hilda Lou an after a bit Hilda Lou said hello. I told her that it waz me an I waz a callin 2 wish her happy birthday. She said that she waz glad I called. I told her that it sure waz hot this summer, an she said that it waz hot there 2. Then I said that it rained the other day an cooled off sum, an she said that it had cooled off there, but they diddnt get no rain. I axed her if she waz fine, and she said that she waz, an then she axed if I waz fine an I said that I waz. Then sum girl in the background said, H. L. we gotta go. Then Hilda Lou told me that she had 2 go 2 klass, an she said thanks 4 callin, an I said who is H. L., an she said that that is watt they all call her at that there school, an I said Oh, an then I said good by, an she said good by, an I hung up the fone, an I think she did 2.

The hole thing wint real good. I asked Brady watt I owed him an he jist smiled an said, Nuttin atall, Hardly. I said Thanks, an left.

It waz a onederful long distance fone call date an thanks to Brady it diddnt cost me nuttin.

By the way, Mr. Diary, watt does reverse the charges meen?

Hardly

 

[kcsunshine]

I'm not gonna touch that one. It's all yours Free.

 

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Um, Hardly, reversing the charges means the school paid for it. At least Hilda Lou didn't...you wouldn't want that to happen. Just NEVER reverse the charges again.

I think it would be appropriate to call her each time you go into town. That went so well....go for it!

Did I ever ask if she can cook a groundhog?

 

[kcsunshine]

Or a possum? How about squirrel?

 

[Tallman]

Deer Freepotion an K.C. Sunchime,

I come over 2 the tallman's house 2 do his chores, an so I decided to take a look see at the forum, an watt do I find? I find that I have broken the law! Me oh my watt am I gonna do now.

Will the sharrife come an rest me an send me 2 the pinatenchuary?

What will Unkle Tom an Ant Hattie do without me 2 cut wood this winter for them. An think uv the shame uv it all 4 them.

An watt about Hilda Lou? Will she wait 4 me? As a matter uv fact, I don't think that she wood want me no more cents I wood be a X conflict 4 the rest uv my life.

If I got all my money an got it put into quarters, cud I go an put it in the pay fone an make everthing all rite?

I wish the Tallone waz here 2 help me out, but he is gone durin the Labor Day time an all soz I thought that I cud get my advise frum you 2.

Wile U are thinkin up an answer 4 me, cud won uv U go down an tell Brady at his tavern watt "reverse the charges" means so he don't leed no more young man astray.

Hardly

 

[freemotion]

Sleep well, Hardly, you did not break any laws. You can't reverse charges without anyone knowing...someone on the other end has to agree to it. I strongly suspect Brady knew what was going on, so I doubt you need to warn him.

Your pal,

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