old fashioned
Almost Self-Reliant
Apparently you've had, shall we say.....an "interesting" time of it?meriruka said:I have tons, but just a few come to mind right away:
Don't try to make soap in a chipped enamel pot.
Don't make a monstrous garden just because you got a plow.
Don't buy a glass top stove.
Don't have every form of heat & cooking dependent on electricity.
The pantry is the worst possible place for a chick brooder.
Turkey poults really are suicidal.
Peanuts grow underground.
Don't try to plant an orchard in crappy clay soil.
Don't feed your neighbors cows whole apples. (No, I didn't kill it - managed to yank the stuck apple out of it's mouth just in time.)
Don't taunt the neighbors bull by sticking out your tongue and saying "Nyah nyah neiner neiner" unless you can climb trees with lightning agility.