Sounds like a good deal to me Abi - you can travel all over cooking for us and helping us remake our clothes and in return, we'll let you dance naked in the garden.
If you do that we can have a party! My D1 (who reminds me a lot of you and runs around scantly clad WAY too often) and I will join you! :bun :bun :bun Of course me scantly clad will probably blind a few passers-by , but it is only a small price to pay.
We would have a grand time.
Of course if my GEEK son who lives next door catches us, he will probably come out and bodily remove us from the yard. He is a great big 6'2" red head with FAR too much common sense.