Ohiofarmgirl'sAdventuresinTheGoodLand-where ya been? whatcha been doin

[FarmerDenise]

Oh my, you communicated with Gene Logsdon, THE Gene Logsdon!!!

And he referred to you. Way cool. I love it!!

I loved what he wrote too. But then I usually love what he writes

 

[kcsunshine]

OMG, OFG is famous. I know a celebrity. (runs off to shake hubby out of a deep sleep).

 

[Javamama]

That's awesome. I think a new Farmer's Dictionary would be a great idea, you could write it
Hey! I think I'm the one that made you say that! But you can keep all the credit. I have no desire to be famous.

BTW, we grow gutter seedlings every spring. But not on purpose

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

ohmigosh.. a limo just pulled up. i think its mario lopez and imma be on extra!

whoot! HA!

we should totally do "Real Farmwives of the Midwest" - ha! we'd show them jersey hair pullin' gals how a real redneck beat down goes... for heavens sakes!

anyway

yes i LOVE Gene! really - he's the cats meow. and who wouldnt love a guy who wrote a book called "Holy Sh*t" - seriously. he's my hero and has totally changed the way i look a how food is grown. small scale grain? who'da thought?

plus he's very funny so i love to read his stuff.

i think i mentioned this before but i have his Small Scale grain book and i went somewhere with someone decidedly NOT farmy. i was gonna be cooling my heels for a while waiting for them and they said to bring a book.

so while we were driving there they asked if i was ok sitting for a while and i said "oh yeah i have my corn book"

them: wink wink nudge nudge say no more, you randy thing
me: what?
them: ooohhh.... is there anything.. you know that I should know?
me: huh?
them: you know... about a little of the old 21 skiddoo?
me: (*still puzzled then it dawns on me)

"NO you pervert! i said CORN not PORN!!! its a book about CORN not pornography!."

anyway. when i get famous from being mentioned by Gene i am not thanking THEM at the awards ceremony.

hey - do you think i could get my own reality show? i'm way more annoying than that Snookie character....and i could carry around a chicken in my handbag and say "thats so FARM" like Paris.

i'm so gonna be a sell-out and move to hollywood.
;-)

 

[Javamama]

You ARE a reality show Way better than anything on the tube. Here's another catchphrase you could use "excuse me, I have to go cut the cheese now"

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

ohmigosh java - i just snorted by coffee all over the cat! ha!

say i do gotta go cut the cheese.... humm... and then i have to wax the cheese later.

but first i gotta to squeeze my Nibbles.

ha!

 

[Javamama]

"Wax the cheese and squeeze my nibbles"...my turn for coffee spewing - we need an icon for that.

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

hee hee hee

well i gotta work on my vulgarity if i'm gonna be a pop icon you know...

ha!

* somewhere Bourbon Red's Lovely Wife is performing the heimlich on him b/c he's just choked on his pork-liver-for-breakfast...he knows that in real life i'm WAY more raw then i am on this family show *

 

[freemotion]

Just don't call the neighbor shouting, "I need a man!!!"

Let me know when to set my DVR for Oprah!

Oh, and I think I'm gonna throw my next batch of peach pits onto the roof.

 

[Wifezilla]

we should totally do "Real Farmwives of the Midwest"

I think that would be WAY more entertaining than rich wenches stabbing each other in the back.

Tonight on Real Farmwives....

OFG sleeps outside in an effort to catch stray dogs eating her chickens ...
"Be vewy quiet,,,,I'm hunting mongrels...Huhuhuhuhu"

Wifezilla is confronted by angry neighbors tired of being woken up at dawn by her mouthy duck Abby Cadabby.....
"Kathy? Why do you have a roasting pan and a recipe for Duck ala Orange in your hand?"

Meanwhile, freemotion has a brush with the law after someone overhears part of her conversation with a friend about finding a stud for her goats and mistakes her for a Madame trying to set up appointments with johns...
"But officer! Ginger, Mya and Peaches are GOATS! Not hookers!!l!"